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Sixth Sense

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I pride myself on having acute senses.


Well, truth be told, and it always is with me, I'm prideful of most things about myself.


After all, I am Edward Nygma.


I mean look at me.


I'm adorable.


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Anyway, what was I saying-oh, yes! I do believe, I have a sixth sense. It's uncanny, especially when it comes to Jon.


No matter how he tries to hide it, I can always tell when something is wrong.


Take yesterday afternoon, for example.


I was watching Wheel of fortune and Jon tried to sneak past me.


But, as always, I could tell there was something off.


So, I did what any good friend would do and made him tell me what it was. He pretended not to want to at first, but I knew he needed to vent.


It's part of the sense.


Turns out, his latest batch of toxin didn't turn out right and he couldn't do the big heist he's been planning for weeks and try it out on the weakened populace.


Plus, he had the sniffles, poor thing.


Well, I bundled him up in blankets and held him until he decided to behave. He likes to pretend he doesn't like it, but I know better.


Another part of the sense.


After he'd stopped fussing, I went to get some mini-tacos to feed him. He was very cooperative after that. He loves those things.


Anyway, we ended up laying on the couch and watching old Star Trek reruns until two in the morning. I guess we must have fallen asleep at some point, because when I woke up, Jon was snoring and snuggling me like some sort of genius teddy-bear. He looked so peaceful that I just smiled and went back to sleep.


After wiping some taco grease from his mouth, of course.


The Master of Fear?


You decide.


As for me, I must take my leave.


My sixth sense is tingling.

:icontheload: requested a fluff fic involving mini tacos ^^
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DaneelJanderGiskard's avatar
D: i wanna watch Star Trek with Eddie!!