Eddie-Riddle me this
Joker-Shut up, Riddles! I don't want to hear another one!
Eddie-Well, I don't want to hear another joke!
Joker-At least they're funny! They're better than your stupid riddles!
Jonathan-Ladies 'n' gen'lemen, this is Mambo numba' five
Joker-Oh, great. Now what's his problem?!
Eddie-He's on morphine. What's your excuse?
Joker-Why you little snot-colored
Jonathan-A LITTLE BIT O' MONICA IN MY LIFE, A LITTLE BIT O' ERICA BY MY SIDE
Eddie-How dare you insult my wardrobe?! You don't even match!
Joker-I'm the JOKER!!!
Jonathan- A LITTLE BIT O' RITA'S ALL I NEED, A LITTLE BIT O' TINA'S WHAT I SEE
Eddie-That is no excuse for poor fashion sense!
Joker-You're jealous! I have impeccable taste!!!
Jonathan- A LITTLE BIT O' SANDRA IN THE SUN, A LITTLE BIT O' MARY ALL NIGHT LONG, A LITTLE BIT O' JESSICA HERE I AM
Eddie-You?! Please! You should rename yourself 'The Clasher'! Poco-dots don't go with stripes! EVERYBODY KNOWS THAT!
Joker-WELL, I THINK THEY DO!
Eddie-*GASP* HOW DARE YOU?!
Jonathan- A LITTLE BIT OF YOU MAKES ME YOUR MAN!
Eddie-I AM A GENIUS!!! YOU ARE A CLOWN! YOU ARE A SICK, TWISTED, UNREFINED EXCUSE FOR A JESTER!
AND POCO-DOTS DO NOT GO WITH STRIPES!!!
Jonathan- JUMP UP AND DOWN AND MOVE IT ALL AROUND
Joker-THEY DO SO, YOU BIG GREEN BOOB! RIDDLE ME THIS! HOW IS A RAVEN LIKE A WRITING DESK?!
Jonathan- SHAKE YOUR Oh, no, he di-in't
Eddie-OOOH! I'M GONNA
Joker-Oh, you're gonna do what, Genius? YOU'RE ACROSS THE HALL! AAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA .
Eddie-WHEN I GET MY HANDS ON YOU
Jonathan- I'D DO ALL TO FALL IN LOVE WITH A GIRL LIKE YOU
Dr. Leland- And it isn't even breakfast yet